For the love of Pete! Where did you two find a gallon-size margarita? I saw a sign once that said "Margaritas make my clothes fall off" - yall need one that says "Margaritas make crazy ideas sound sane" A garage sale? Painting windows to sell at a craft show? After drinking a fishbowl full of tequila you could have said "lets donate a kidney" and it would have sounded like a fab idea! You don't need a designated driver, you need a designated Eeyore. Maybe you won't have too far to look to find one.
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You two ho's be crazeeeeee!
Keep up the good work!
For the love of Pete! Where did you two find a gallon-size margarita? I saw a sign once that said "Margaritas make my clothes fall off" - yall need one that says "Margaritas make crazy ideas sound sane"
A garage sale? Painting windows to sell at a craft show?
After drinking a fishbowl full of tequila you could have said "lets donate a kidney" and it would have sounded like a fab idea!
You don't need a designated driver, you need a designated Eeyore.
Maybe you won't have too far to look to find one.
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